У Josephine Darcy есть замечательное юмористическое творение:

Things You Learn From Slash

Оно далеко не только по ГП, но там есть изумительные пункты, которые подходят абсолютно ко всем фандомам. Особо значимые я даже выделила жирненьким ниже.

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5. There seems to be a run on almond scented massage oil in Cascade/Seacover/Paris/The Delta Quadrant/DS9/D.C./Tunguska

13. The main characters are always the last to know.

32. Men, straight or otherwise, always have tubes of lube stored in handy places (under couch cushions, in nightstands, kitchen drawers, glove boxes, back pockets, backpacks, holodecks). They never run out.

42. Despite hordes of women (and sometimes men) throwing themselves at him, Our Hero (pick a name) refuses to believe that anyone can find him attractive. Especially not his gorgeous partner, who is the epitome of male beauty.
43. Men who are obviously straight---so straight they would NEVER look at their partner/best friend/worst enemy/boss/Canadian Mountie/commander twice---are definitely gay.

49. Most of what Voyager needs can be found in a cave.
51. There is always a cave handy.

56. Sooner or later, everyone comes in Paris....

61. Hairy men think bare and buff is sexy...... bare and buff men think hairy is sexy.

65. Nightmares about being trapped in elevators will eventually lead to sex.
66. Nightmares about being trapped in silos will eventually lead to sex.
67. Nightmares about being trapped in prisons will eventually lead to sex.
68. Drinking, eating, driving, working or camping will eventually lead to sex.
69. White socks, caves, quickenings, amputations, shuttle accidents, red serge, long hair, short hair, great haircuts, bad haircuts, beer, aliens, swords, lap-top computers, kevlar, bullet wounds, hospital stays, ugly ties---are all turn-ons.

77. All males are capable of multiple orgasms.
78. Mutual dislike leads to fantastic sex.

87. All slashed characters could list 'human (or inhuman) contortionist' on their resumes.
88. Bruises never last long. And no one is ever *too* sore afterwards.
89. Beauty is definitely in the eyes of the beholder.....plain blue eyes become pools of currelian blue; brown hair becomes sable locks shimmering in the candle light, skin always glows with golden hues....etc.

91. Wild monkey sex cures just about anything----bad days, zone-outs, broken ribs, alien invasions, pon farr fever, quickening overload, amnesia, bad karma, death.
92. Male nipples are inevitably a huge erogenous zone.

и т.д. (с) Josephine Darcy

На этом месте у Мерри проснулась совесть - а сама Мерри, завывая от хохота, пошла работать. Остатки читайте по ссылке!

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