Новогодний подарок англоязычным слэшерам :)

[meriadok]

Потрясающая ирландская песня про петуха нетрадиционной ориентации (хотя может и традиционной - имел все, что движется?). Правда, с антислэшерским финалом. Поется бодро, мажорно и хором.

The rooster

I was out at the hen house and on me knees,
I thought I heard the chicken sneeze.
It was only the rooster saying his prayers,
Thanking the Lord for the Hens upstairs.

We had some chickens, no eggs would they lay.
We had some chickens, no eggs would they lay.
My wife said, "Honey! We're loosing money
Because those chickens, no eggs would they lay!"

But then a rooster came into our yard,
And he caught them chickens right off their guard.
They're laying eggs now like they never used to
Since that rooster came into our yard.

We had a moo cow, no milk would she give.
We had a moo cow, no milk would they give.
O' my wife said, "Honey! We're loosing money (Oh yeah!)
Because that moo cow, no milk would she give!"

Then came a rooster into our yard,
He caught that moo cow right off her guard.
She's giving yoghurt like she never used to
Since that rooster came into our yard.

We had an elephant, and no tusks would he grow.
We had a elephant, and no tusks would he grow.
The wife said, "Honey! We're loosing money (Oh yeah)
Because that elephant, no tusks would he grow!"

Then came a rooster into our yard,
He caught that elephant right off his guard.
He's laying eggs now out of solid ivory
Since that rooster came into our yard.

We had a rooster, he was awfully gay.
We had a rooster, he was funny that way.
O' the wife said, "Honey! We're loosing money
Because this rooster he's funny that way!"

But then a chicken came into our yard,
She caught that rooster right off his guard.
He's laying hens now like he never used to
Since that chicken came into our yard.